WELCOME, EARTHLINGS OF THE WEB...

HELLO! My name's IZZIE CRISPY CHIPS. Why do I own this webpage, you ask? No biggie. The reason is that I'M ANGRY at the new world wide web we're dealing with today. Corporations really are no good, huh!

I never really got along well with social media since most of it gives me the icks. So I'm taking back my autonomy by creating a HELLHOLE FULL OF MY NERDY SELF! Better than curating my image for a neat minimalistic Instagram page, huh? WE'RE MAXIMALISTS AROUND HERE!